iusedtobeintbs and modosanai:
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
iusedtobeintbs and modosanai:
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
someone who can heal my mind…
His kiss screams something along the lines of I love you because sometime between childhood and adulthood they stopped saying that to each other, and Sam wishes he knew how to say it without sounding like a fucking girl.
-f
“I won’t leave you here,” he says, voice tight.
“I promise.”
He sits, lies down on the cold turf. Curls up and puts his ear against the blades of grass and listens.
Listens for a heartbeat that isn’t there.
-f
random-inspired and destielanderson:
“forgive me lord for i have sinned”
“what have you done my child”
“i wrote a 2k fanfiction where the archangel gabriel fucks a guy named sam winchester into the mattress and makes him beg for his come”
“oh”
“yeah…”
And then the father whispers across the grate, “could you print that out and slide it under my door that sounds fantastic sabriel is the best ship of all time.”
and then the grate slides shut and you are left in darkness
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous, but backwards it’s even more stupid.
-t
you either die a quality blog or live long enough to see yourself become a multifandom mess
-t
// sherlock, what a mess you’ve made!
maozedung: homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
brostridermorelikefuckme:
okay when you go to olive garden and they ask you if you want cheese, you say yes and when they tell you to say when, just. never say when. just stare at them until they run out and when they run out seductively whisper, “i didnt say stop”
Accevecl Open Alt Potapoke says (11:31 PM)
i sound like an asthmatic steam train i am just constant laughter
Tsunderetaker MkII says (11:32 PM)
my life
Accevecl Open Alt Potapoke says (11:32 PM)
thomas the tank
Accevecl Open Alt Potapoke says (11:33 PM)
if only my breathe in this cold weather came out train shaped that’d be cool
like bubble baths
Tsunderetaker MkII says (11:33 PM)
are we both becoming trains
Accevecl Open Alt Potapoke says (11:34 PM)
miracle trains or train heroes
one of them is some kind of chinese cgi shitfest
Tsunderetaker MkII says (11:34 PM)
i’m a chinese cgi shitfest
ISNT IT WEIRD THAT CHILI SOUNDS LIKE CHILLY BUT ITS NOT CHILLY ITS ACTUALLY HOT
THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES
Whenever I get that high-pitched ringing in my ears, I think to myself “Stop trying to talk to me, Cas. I can’t understand Enochian.”
- nocasdatsgay
an interrupting spn fic:
Sam was the girl in this family. He was the one that should have been starting chick flick moments.
he missed feeling that little beat of wings between his ribs
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
Source: captainsbooty
#i can blame art school for this #i always forget that normally
